Just when you thought the Orthodox Jewish community couldn’t get any cuter and cuddlier, we get this schtickle of a story from Earth’s current hotbed of ethnic lunacy.

Apparently, the wives of ultra-orthodox rabbis in Israel published a letter recently urging Jewish women not to marry, date or work with non-Jews. Via Haaretz:

“”Don’t date non-Jews, don’t work in places where there are non-Jews, and don’t perform national service together with non-Jews,” the letter urges.


The letter comes on the heels of a letter earlier this month endorsed by dozens of municipal rabbis that urged Jews not to rent or sell homes to non-Jews.”

Awesome. I mean, if the Jews do it then it must be okay for the rest of us. Right? Like when black rappers use the “N” word or gay people use the “F”, “D” and “H” words.

How about if the American taxpayer decided that we shouldn’t give foreign aid to non-pork eating people? How about if we decided not to share intelligence with people who don’t shake hands with women? What if we just chose to ignore racist assholes altogether?

Racial purity is the last hurrah of human barbarism. It was sick and twisted when the Nazis did it. It’s just as fucking retarded when the Jews do it. And I got news for you: if the babe in the photo is indicative of the women in the orthodox community, then I don’t think that beating back hoards of gentile men is going to be your biggest problem. I’d be more concerned about cows and elephants mistaking them for one of their own and trying to mate.

They quickly tried to clarify this crap by claiming they were only referring to Arabs. Haaretz goes on to say:

“Though parts of the letter refer to non-Jews in a generic way, other parts make it clear that the rabbis’ wives – including Esther Lior, the wife of Rabbi Dov Lior of Kiryat Arba, and Nitzhia Yosef, the wife of Rabbi Yaakov Yosef of Jerusalem and daughter-in-law of Shas spiritual leader Rabbi Ovadia Yosef – are referring specifically to Arabs.”

And only in the most backwards part of the world would they think that makes it okay. Tell you what, Esther of the dove crabs and Nitzhia of the oval-shaped yo-yo: keep your women. You can have them all to yourself.

This gentile giant is taken.


10 Responses to “GOYING TO THE CHAPEL”

  1. 1 Gavriel
    January 1, 2013 at 7:42 AM

    Just as in America, most Israelis are disgusted by racism and this has nothing to do with race. It’s against our faith to marry out of our faith. Mingling with non-Jews is seen by some as a risk simply because it opens the door to the possibility that a Jew and a non-Jew will become attracted to one another in the workplace. I myself being an Orthodox Jew find this restriction to be ludicrous as I work with non-Jews almost exclusively. The Jewish people are not, nor have ever been, a race. We are a people defined by a religion and anyone can join it. That’s why in Israel you’ll see white Jews, brown Jews, black Jews, Asian Jews, etc. These Rabbis do not represent the government of Israel, which is by far the most racially and religiously tolerant nation in the Middle East. Cutting off relations with Israel over the statements of a few Rabbis is about as stupid as other countries ceasing to do business with America because of the activities of the Westboro Baptist Church. Mind your own orchard before picking out the flaws in others.

  2. 2 Yeshayah
    September 3, 2012 at 1:24 AM

    You can keep your pornagraphic messiah, we’ll keep our pious one.

  3. 4 Yeshayah
    September 3, 2012 at 1:22 AM

    And to add we gave you the recipe for destruction during the manhattan project…sigh

  4. 5 Yeshayah
    September 3, 2012 at 1:20 AM

    Seriously some people are so arrogant and mislead..
    Please put the cheeseburger down and read about our culture. Even Christians get it and if you cant, then mind your own business. -Los Angeles, California-

  5. 7 Agyeman E. Prince
    March 29, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    I Think what the Jews are saying is 100% right.

  6. December 29, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    I’m surprised the IDF hasn’t demolished my house by now.

  7. 10 illliterature
    December 29, 2010 at 2:44 PM

    Mazel Tov!

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