13
Jun
11

MARGARET THATCHER HAS STANDARDS

Anyone young enough will probably look at this picture and come to the conclusion that today’s post is about mythical sea beasts or the undead. Having grown up in the 1980’s I am only too familiar with who Margaret Thatcher is. One might say painfully familiar. Many historians would call her one half of the transatlantic conservative revolution which took place in the 80’s. The other half, of course, was Ronald Reagan.

I am decidedly not a historian so, you know, I’m pretty comfortable calling her one half of a terrible skin rash which made life hell for an entire decade. If you’re Sarah Palin you might reach the moronic conclusion that because she’s a bigoted right-wing icon and you’re a bigoted right-wing attention whore that you would have something in common. Well, you’d be wrong.

“The US conservative right reacted furiously after the Guardian reported that Thatcher’s aides had decided it would be inappropriate for her to meet Palin, who is planning to visit London next month en route to Sudan. Palin has been touring US historical sites (an excursion that saw her slip up this week on the subject of Paul Revere, the American patriot who made a famous “midnight ride” to warn of approaching British forces).

One Thatcher ally told the Guardian: “Lady Thatcher will not be seeing Sarah Palin. That would be belittling for Margaret. Sarah Palin is nuts.”

The former prime minister’s friends say she will show the level she punches at when she marks the centenary of the birth of Ronald Reagan by attending the unveiling of a statue of the late president outside the US embassy in Grosvenor Square on independence day, 4 July. The Thatcher ally added: “Margaret is focusing on Ronald Reagan and will attend the unveiling of the statue. That is her level.” – THE GUARDIAN

This is not the first time Thatcher has drawn this kind of criticism. Back before the Great Flood some 10,000 years ago, when Thatcher was an up-and-coming succubus in the great Witch Harem of Ra’zat Goulesh, she refused an audience with a young shipbuilder named Noah. Talk about having egg on your face.

Granted, Palin is nuts. And I’m kind of stunned that Thatcher can detect abnormal behavior amongst her own kind. Then again, Thatcher is a world famous leader about whom the history books will still be discussing centuries from now. Her imprint on British politics and, indeed, the politics of the world can still be seen today. Palin is a fucking retard on Fox News. That’s like Glenn Beck being offended because Nelson Mandela won’t have coffee with him.

Of course the other reason Thatcher might be unavailable is because the Lazarus Pit can only be opened at certain times. What’s more, in this day and age she probably has to be careful about where she kidnaps the young girls whose blood she bathes in. Back in the Dark Ages that kind of thing was much easier to hide. Nowadays, everyone gets their panties in a twist about it. Fucking liberal media

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