13
Oct
11

200!

I’ve had a busy few weeks here. As if you couldn’t tell. Between having family visits, taking care of my kids during the day and working at night I’m kind of burning the bong at both, um, ends I guess. Although I’m not sure if that’s even possible. But what the hell, I’ll give it a try. At any rate this is my 200th post on Magnus Greel. And while I just didn’t have the time to come up with something really crazy like I did with my 100th post I did want to mark the occasion. And after I funneled some liquor and tugged it while watching the neighbor lady sunbathe I thought marking the occasion on the actual website would be a good idea too.

I’m also going to be trying (like really trying) to get back to posting every day. It’s not for lack of wanting to either. Trust me. Magnus Greel is more than an alter ego. It’s kind of like that demon from THE EXORCIST. I’m not sure where I’m going with that analogy but not a moment during the day goes by when he doesn’t try so very hard to come out. In most situations it’s best that he doesn’t. The checkout line at the grocery store or paying my water bill at city hall is not the best time or place for a drunken, foul-mouthed, socialist pervert to take center stage.

It sucks too because there’s all this great material in the news the last few weeks. Herman Cain, for example, a guy who sat on his ass in a boardroom running a third rate pizza joint is now the GOP frontrunner. Iran apparently tried to hire a Mexican drug cartel to kill the Saudi Ambassador in the U.S. Why would they do this? Fuck, dude, I don’t know. Probably the same reason Hamas grabbed some jackass from the Israeli Military like five years ago and are only just now letting him go in exchange for the release of like 1,000 Palestinians. That’s math for you.

And of course my personal favorite story: Occupy Wall Street or Anything Remotely Corporate in your Hometown. I’m with these people. I really am. But somehow I don’t think the wealthy really give a shit. Maybe, as I’ve written before, we should stop giving them our money. Then we’ll probably get their attention. But if you ask me (and I’m kind of insulted that you didn’t) there’s something odd about people protesting corporate America in clothes they bought at The Gap and taking pictures with their iPhones.

Then again there’s something odd about a grown man who gets sexually aroused by wearing a giant monkey suit. So, I guess I’m in no position to pontificate about purity. However, if you have a spare chipmunk or otter costume around the house and you’re hard up for some fun there’s plenty of positions that I can definitely be in.

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4 Responses to “200!”


  1. 3 Obama4theCubsin2012!
    October 13, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    Congrats on your 200th blog post! Keep them coming!


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