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Dec
11

CHRISTINE O’DONNELL IS STILL TRYING TO ACT LIKE A BIG PERSON

There’s a scene in the film OBSERVE AND REPORT in which Ray Liotta’s character gleefully informs his nemesis, played by Seth Rogan, that his dream of being a cop will never materialize. During the scene another cop, hiding in the closet to eavesdrop, walks out and says “You know I thought this was going to be funny. But, it’s actually just kind of sad”.

That’s how I feel about the Republican Primary. Like the second season of THE WALKING DEAD or my sex life I just expected so much more. Something bigger. Something better. Something with a lot more depth and maybe even some spankings. Alas, no. Like my boss at work it’s so far beneath me that I actually feel guilty for paying attention.

“Christine O’Donnell, a tea party favorite who ran an unsuccessful U.S. Senate bid in 2010, announced her support Tuesday night for Mitt Romney, a GOP presidential candidate lacking fanfare among the conservative grassroots movement.

“It is my hope that my endorsement of Gov. Mitt Romney will cause others to give him a second look,” she said in a statement.

The social conservative, better known for denying she was a witch in a campaign ad after admitting she once “dabbled into witchcraft” as a teenager, said she was throwing her weight behind Romney because she finds him trustworthy and as someone with “conviction to do the right thing regardless of opposition.” – CNN

In the Greeliverse this is what I call a real “softball”. Christine O’Donnell is a lot like Salacious Crumb, the cackling bat-like sidekick of Jabba the Hutt. Whenever she opens her mouth she’s incomprehensible but it’s still funny and somehow endearing. And, of course, it speaks volumes about the conservative wing when she’s considered a “favorite”. Mostly that they equate ignorance and gullibility with some kind of ideological purity.

Still, it must be a slow goddamn news day when the mainstream media has nothing better to do than pay any attention whatsoever to what this farcical dingbat has to say about anything. I mean this is the same woman who felt she had to convince her supporters that she wasn’t a witch. She also once mounted a campaign to eradicate male masturbation which would kind of make her my nemesis. And I’m normally all over chicks who say “masturbation”. Not O’Donnell though. I’d rather jack off to pictures of Marlon Brando.

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1 Response to “CHRISTINE O’DONNELL IS STILL TRYING TO ACT LIKE A BIG PERSON”


  1. December 14, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    re: rubbin’ one out to brando? “Butter’s in the kitchen.”


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