I honestly have no idea what former First Lady Barbara Bush is doing in that picture. She looks like she’s either being surprised by home invaders or having an argument with Rue McClanahan. But, I can honestly say that I haven’t laughed so hard in a very long time. I mean really hard. Like, I just woke up the kids. Thanks, Barb.

“Grandma” Bush was on the TODAY SHOW recently along with former First Lady Laura and her two daughters gone wild. And while it’s hardly a leading news story right now, word is her son Jeb might run for President in 2016. It’s a topic that comes up at about 1:50. The whole thing is about 2 ½ minutes and is pretty entertaining if you have the attention span for it.

However, if Bush women reminiscing about how much they miss the White House chef and having breakfast in bed is something you think might affect your mental or physical health then you should probably just skip to the part about Jeb.

Considering that the Bush name is kind of on par with Gonorrhea I don’t think bringing it back for a trilogy is a great idea. There’s just a taint to the name even now which I’m sure George Sr. is just thrilled about in his golden years. Or maybe he doesn’t care. Who knows.

And even though one of the twins said “surprise” I’ll bet you a hundred dollars it was no surprise. I remember Barbara Bush when she was First Lady. She didn’t give a flying fuck what anyone thought then and I’m sure she doesn’t now. She’s probably said a thousand times she doesn’t think Jeb should run. The two of you are stupid and probably weren’t paying attention.

Of course then you realize that these people ran the country for eight years. And these women are still some of the most influential women in the world. And yet they remind me of that grandma, mom and teenage daughters combo at the next table in a Chili’s or a Ruby Tuesday. The mom and grandma are having a cold, dispassionate conversation while the two dingbats yap amongst themselves. There’s actually a really hot porno that starts that way.



  1. 1 Uta
    June 29, 2013 at 7:32 AM

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    I don’t know who you are but certainly you’re going to a famous blogger if you
    are not already 😉 Cheers!

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